I Heart Mom

I know it's a bit late, but I just wanted to say Happy Mother's Day to all moms out there. Dads, how about doing the dishes a bit more often, huh? She married you so she can be your wife - not your maid! Kid, c'mon give her a break! I mean, she's your mom, for crying out loud. She deserves a whole lot more than that filthy mouth of yours and and that stinky attitude you keep giving her.

So, to all you moms out there, sit back and rock out (and maybe, enjoy a good laugh) on this video by Queen, "I Want To Break Free":

So This Is When Life's Supposed To Begin?

That's it. It's official. I will inevitably be a year older on May 5. Jeez, it's strange; I don't feel any older - probably because arthritis hasn't kicked in yet (and I do hope it doesn't ever!). How many candles am I putting on the cake, you ask? Well that's for me to know and for everyone else to gossip about! But just to give you guys an idea: if you visit my earlier posts, you could see that I'm an 80's kid. So just do the math and we'll all be able to sleep better tonight.

So, am I supposed to be smarter and wiser now? I dunno. I do hope I have grown smarter and wiser after all these years of pretending I was. Hah, I guess I'll never know till I commit my next big goof up, right?

Anyway, since it's gonna be my birthday, I'm gonna cut my self some slack and be extra nice to me for a change - even if it's just for one day! So, while I'm feasting on roasted peanuts and ice-cold water (how grand! want some?), let's take a look at a video from old 80's band Altered Image called "Happy Birthday".



That one's for you. This one's for me, though. The Sex Pistols live take on "Seventeen" which, incidentally, was the age at which I officially declared my self Punk For Life!